Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...