Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...