What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...