Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...