A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...