My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...