Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...