Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.