How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Three men and a baby
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what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...