Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.