Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...