Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...