Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...