There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...