Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...