A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...