Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...