The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...