How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...