What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...