The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...