Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...