New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...