I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...