Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...