Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...