Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...