Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...