The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...