This Santa is ticked off!
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Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
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IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
My wife converted me to religion…
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“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
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Princess Diana On The Radio
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