Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...