Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...