A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
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There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
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What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
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