Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
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A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
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Ant jokes 01
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Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...