Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...