You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...