Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...