Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!