Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...