Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...