What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...