Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...