Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!