West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...