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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
This is my first golf lesson
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A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
If Cray ran Christmas…
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How to Shower like a Man!
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Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....