Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...