Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...