The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...