Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...