‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.